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Bust Out Magazine

Winter 2008-2009

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by Carolyn Ingram


Peg stomped though the archway of the tiny dining area, into the puce living room they’d been meaning to paint ever since they’d moved in, four years ago. She glared at Deets and barked “There’s too much noise. Your hammering this morning, now that god-awful music, the leaf blowers next door, even the dang birds are chirping too loud, and the cat is crying as if she hadn’t been fed in a week. Can’t hear myself singing, even in my head.”


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He raised his eyes just slightly over the top of the Auto Mechanics magazine he was leafing through, and quickly lowered them again, going semi-dormant.

“I mean, really. What is it? Jeez.” She marched across the small room, old carpet sending up small poofs of dust.

“Maybe we should vacuum,” he thought, holding still, practically holding his breath. “Better not bring it up now. She’s about to blow.” He smiled, but not until after she had left the room. He went outside, looked at the sky. “Might rain,” he thought, half listening like a bat, echo-locating where she might be so he’d be out of range of danger, but close enough that when the mood shifted he could swoop in on her.

“Where’d you go? You need the truck this afternoon? Think I’ll go to the store. Got to get out of this place. Need anything?” she asked.

“I’m out here, Popsicle. Surprise me.”

“Do you have a twenty I can borrow?”

“Yep. Got paid yesterday. You knew that.”

“That’s why I’m asking today, not yesterday, Deedlebug.” She ruffled his hair, grabbed the twenty and went to the car.

“Hey, wait a minute. That twenty has a price tag. Come here you high tempered filly. I want a hug.”

She ignored him and zoomed off, adding the sound of an old, out of tune engine to the noise level. He sat back down in the living room with his magazine, bare feet on the table and finished flipping the pages. He went into the kitchen.

“I’m back,” she yelled, holey screen door slamming behind her, grocery bag in her arms. “Something smells good in here. Garlic. “

He kept his back to her, stirred the tomato sauce, checked to see if the spaghetti water was boiling yet. She came up behind him and put her arms around him, smiling into the warm place on his neck.

“It’s about time I got that hug. What did you bring me?’

“Look and see.”

He expected beer. Maybe some pretzels. Instead there was a bag of miniature Reese’s cups, popcorn, the kind you shook over a burner on the stove, and a huge bottle of Dr. Pepper.

“You said to surprise you.” Her eyes were now flashing with humor instead of irritation. Show me what you’ve been working on.”

“The spaghetti sauce?”

“No. What you’ve been working on all day banging around the back yard, driving me crazy, until you came in here to drive me nuts.”

“Oh, that.” He walked her, hands on her shoulders, out the back door behind the garage. There, a large blue shingle roofed doghouse just happened to be catching the last rays of sun.

“Really? A dog? Now? Yeah.” she jigged around in a circle, practically wagging her tail.

He finally got a real hug, from the front, with lots of kisses.

“The Johnson’s mutt had puppies. Their paws are huge so I made a big house. There are six in the litter. But the deal is, I get to choose which one we get.”

“One?”

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