Bust Out Magazine

Winter 2004

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Straightening Up

by Tim Bacon


While she wasn’t paying attention I snuck into the room where she kept all her memories of me. I didn’t think she’d mind since it has been so long since she had been in there. While I was there I thought it wouldn’t hurt if I cleaned it up a little, tidied up some of the more ragged edges and dusted all my finest looking portraits.

Did she really need to keep all my old traffic tickets and failures to appear? I bundled them up and burned them in the fireplace in front of which we shared our first kiss.

I was just about to leave when I stumbled over our last fight which she had hastily swept under the Persian carpet I gave her for Christmas 5 years ago. I took the liberty of vacuuming it up and emptied the bag into the Mediterranean from the bow of the ship we cruised on after our wedding.

I oiled the lock and greased the hinges just before I left. If she peeks in someday, I won’t seem half bad.


Tim Bacon is a retired optometrist who has been writing for seven years. His work has appeared in the Baker Street Irregular and the Carquinez Review.

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