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Final Course

by Susan Starbird

“Tomorrow’s my biopsy,” the wife needlessly reminded her husband. She whispered in the crowded restaurant. “If it’s cancer and I die I’m sure you’ll remarry.”

“Of course,” teased the husband, his eyes twinkling with silent laughter.

“Immediately. The day after.” He smirked, and their eyes met. “In fact,” Ken said, “I’m starting to take applications now.”

They ate. “Too late. I already contracted with my successor,” said Janet.

“Successor?”

“Your future wife. She’s already lined up.”

Ken’s smirk faded. “I don’t get to choose?” His eyes darted around the room, as if searching for the next wife. “What if I don’t like her?”

“That’s for you two to work out after I’m gone.” Now Janet smiled.