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Pastry Pam

by Claire Avery

With red hair streaked pink, Pastry Pam dropped and piped frosting, while dangling cigs out the crook of her month.

Celebrating her retirement and the sale of her bakery, she purchased an orange Cadillac convertible.

Humming along Highway 116 from Cotati to Sebastopol, she admired the multiplicity of roadside entrepreneurial offerings: wedding gardens, sex toys, antiques, organic fruit, horseback riding, cowboy gear, palm reading, junk, tires, Bible school, hay, honey, printing, flooring, chocolate, and jewelry.

She stopped for cheap gas, lit up, and blew the steering wheel and top off her new car.

To settle the lawsuit, she bought the torched station, erected a pink stand, and hawked orange-glazed donut holes until she died at ninety-two.